bruh those girls you can talk to all day about nothing and not get tired of them they’re truly important

Stretch goals for 2015



Fuck Kylie Jenner
Make eye contact with Kylie Jenner
Drop 35
Punch someone in the face after they step out of line
Date a girl who’s on her way up

Like one of these could happen…I’ll probably fuck Kylie. When I do it I’ll come back here I’m calling my shot.

I’m being completely serious here